Q: What’s the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?

A: His followers don’t think they’re funny, and everyone else knows they’re not jokes.

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers, liars and threats to society. The other is for the ones that got caught.

Q: What’s the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?

A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What’s the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?

A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?

A: The pizza can feed a family of four.